Old school return of the Jedi style or controversial modern Attack of the Clones style; the big Sawyer boy has found the force.
Light saber battles that always end in tears (usually Daddy's) are a daily occurrence.
Recently Star Wars games have even started to occur in the bath. Characters such as Captain Barnacles and Bob the Builder are being subjected to rather violent good vs evil battles of toy abuse proportions.
The reward chart treat this weekend was a magazine.... Walking down the aisle at Morrisons you would have thought Christmas's and birthdays had all come at once for the big lad.
"Mummy....they do a Star Wars magazineeeee! Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
The boy now has a poster from said magazine of all the 'baddies' staring at him from the wall next to his bed.
Now I'm quite partial to a Star Wars film. I am however finding the repetition of viewing the same scenes (always the fights) over and over again slightly tedious.
This evening, our lovely hairdresser was at our house cutting my hair when the big lad came bounding in with this gem...
"The fear of loss is a path to the dark side."
It was us at a loss...for words.
What a strange philosophical outburst for a five year old.
It was a relief when we discovered he had just copied it from his Star Wars annual, including his outstanding picture of Yoda.